"Call me at 4 am, and tell me it’s because you want to hear my voice."
(via r2—d2)

So I’m actually in a relationship with Alex Turner??

sorry:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right and you’re wrong

empauror:

tumblr during autumn, more like

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epic-humor:

#COOL PARENTS

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bosxe:

perfectvic:

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE

This is so much better than any russian roulette or “poison cookie” analogy.

bosxe:

perfectvic:

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE

This is so much better than any russian roulette or “poison cookie” analogy.

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling